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Let me tell you 'bout the school cafeteria,
It's got all the others beat.
It sells over four million burgers a year.
Just think, that's almost two pounds of meat.
My ice cream sandwich is lukewarm,
You know a school cafeteria believes in mass production.
Today in the school cafeteria,
The tunafish sandwiches'll make you ill.
Say, boys and girls, tired of being skinny?
Feel your arteries growing hard
It's no wonder that the food is so gross,
So listen very closely, all you girls and guys.
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