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|They only show you their gums when they smile|
Ain't got a tooth in their heads now...how vile
Only can eat things like pudding and applesauce
They never have to buy toothpicks or dental floss
Hey! Stand up!
No more of those pearly whites will they possess
Hey! Stand up...take out your teeth!
You can brush 'em, you can floss 'em
Like toothless people
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