Now we can go downtown and fill the latrine
With genuine Columbian lima beans.
Dynastic and elastic, it's all made out of plastic,
There's nobody here but us frogs.

I'd like to find a girl who really cares
About the size of my nasal hairs.
She could feed bananas to the dogs.

We could climb the church and look down from the steeple,
Where all the ants look like people.
Nutritious and delicious, it's even surreptitious,
There's nobody here but us frogs.

They say I'm crazy,
But I couldn't care less.
Why don't they leave me alone?
Can't they see that I'm happy to be a psychiatrical mess?

I get a thrill
Bein' mentally ill. Yes I do.
They seem to think it's a crime,
But it's a pleasure sublime, oh yes.

That's why I'm happy here inside these padded walls,
Makin' obscene telephone calls,
And throwin' TV dinners to the hogs.

I never trust a naked Eskimo,
And don't you eat that purple snow.
Revolting and disgusting,
My belly button's rusting,
There's nobody here but us frogs.

They say I'm crazy,
But I couldn't care less.
Why don't they leave me alone?
Can't they see that I'm happy to be a psychiatrical mess?

I get a thrill
Bein' mentally ill. Yes I do.
They seem to think it's a crime,
But it's a pleasure sublime, oh yes.

That's why I'm happy here inside these padded walls,
Makin' obscene telephone calls,
And throwin' TV dinners to the hogs.
I like to eat my ice cubes boiling hot,
And Wilshire Boulevard's a Commie plot.

Amazingly congruent, and commonly affluent.
Innately effervescent, surprisingly incessant.
Superblier commended (?), eccentric and demented,
There's nobody here but us,
Nobody here but us,
Nobody here but us frogs, I mean it.
Nobody here but us frogs.